Define Lily Pads Meaning

I love you.

The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.

A safe landing spot when jumping off out of a tough situation. Frogs jump from pad to pad to avoid being eaten.

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.

On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.

Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

The female equivalent of a bachelor pad

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.