n.
A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure,
lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights,
group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.
Verb-
Lincoln Logging"
Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"
"
My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start
lincoln logging my wife and kids!"
