A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming
a Paris Hilton. The only difference is,
Lindsay has boobs,
a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after
Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with
Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"