Define Literary Meaning

Literary
Pertaining to literature.
Also the way stupid people spell "literally" as well as the way AZNs say the world.

Dumb guy writing something: Aryan literary means noble in Persian.
By Selena
Literary
Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.

John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."

Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"

John Howard: "......."

Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"

John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"

Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"
By Annmaria
Literary
The highest honour awarded to garbage collectors and street cleaners. (see also Literary Agent)

Bob won the Literary award for having the cleanest street in London.
By Poppy
Literary
Ok, so u know like when u get a big mac, its pretty nasty right? yeah f that. Better get that damn wendys brufegegegrgrger rbecause it better yeah.

Yo, lets go get that literary burgur from Wendys
By Gisela
Literary Orgasm
When you read a book, and a big plot twist, or a big surprise happens that makes you go ''Oh my God!''

Taffy: I was reading the seventh Harry Potter,and when I found out that Snape was actually a good guy, I had a literary orgasm.

Jenn: I know! So did I!
By Hallie
Literary Masturbation
When someone quotes him or herself.

Yesterday, Brian put his own, apparently funny quote, on his AIM profile. There should be some decency law against literary masturbation like that.
By Vicki
Literary Analysis
A form of ritual torture, usually performed by high school and college English teachers. It involves forcing students to read an inconprehensible piece of literature, then write a report about a vaguely defined topic relating to the piece, usually consisting of 8-10 or more pages. Has been outlawed in some European countries.

I want you all to read Homer's Illiad, then write a 13-15 page report on its relation to the condition of Asia at the time. It will be due next week.
By Germain
Literary Masturbation
A lot of so-called journalism today is literary masturbation where, instead of researching a subject and writing an informed and stimulating article, the writer has a wank-fest of verbal indulgence expressing their personal opinion. This is forgiveable in the very young who may be playing with language and style and have lived so shortly their lack of experience absolves them from such a waste of words. You have to make mistakes to learn. The real damage occurs when this behaviour lasts past college!

He's too lazy to engage with the subject so he just lays back and verbosely self-indulges - it's a shame, really, because he can string sentences together well; if only they had content....
By Easter
Literary Blueballs
When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.

In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.
By Alexina
Literary Homosexuals
One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.

Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
By Angy