Define Literature Meaning

Literature
Literature is a sort of aesthetic expression, usually involving words, but can be made of patterns or symbols. Most people think of literature as novels, but it can be anything you read, write, or create, as long as it has a special meaning. For example, a regular old to-do list is not literature, while a combination of certain symbols can be considered such.

My favourite kind of literature is prose.
By Hetti
Literature

Pride and Prejudice is an example of literature.
By Avis
Literature
What men call porn mags when they don't want to get caught by their girl friends.

Guy:Hunny, I only buy those mags for the articles.
Girl:Uh-Huh, and you only watch porn on my comuter to observe the directors skills.
Guy:Hunny, I thot you liked literature.
By Angelica
Literature
A fancy word for books that scholars approve of.

"Dune was pretty epic, but I don't think Mr. McDonaldsMeister would allow us to include it on our literature reading list."
By Mariann
Literature
Literature is all that is written, as well as books, educational or otherwise.

Our society was built upon literature. Some are inclined to enjoy literature more than others.
By Lexie
Literature

Yo dawg we getting some literature tonight?
-Hell Yeah!
-I'm read so much literature tonight!
By Margaret
Literature
Poop that is retarded that people think is safisticated, yet its just fake boring poop!

Peacock read the piece of literature and was a trad.
By Ted
Literature
Anything written in print that's not Twilight.

Girl: Man, that was one good piece of literature!
Twilight fan: OMG I know, right? I loved Edward!
Girl: ... I'm not talking about that insult to even books in the School Library....
By Cleopatra
Literature
Literature is understanding the deep meaning of twisted words and sentences that make no sense at first and messes with your head.

Person 1: I'm back from the test.
Person 2: Welcome back, how was it? c:
Person 1: I was given 20 minutes to write an essay and the only information on the paper was "The Teacher says that literature is an excellent Liberty"
Person 2: Oh.. Literature...
Person 1: I think I did a burnout from how horrible that simple sentence was .. Which I had to write something with ~
By Bendite
Literatureizing
Part of speech - Verb
Tense - Very (in need of good massage)
Other Tense - Past, present, future, Jacob Marley
Origin - Torinsylvanian, originally meaning to hit someone with a cantaloupe
Definition - to do something in a literary setting that is brag worthy
Synonyms - writalenting, englisherizing

Used in a sentence - Man I'm so good at literatureizing
By Lilia