Define Livejournal Meaning

Will be the eventual cause of the loss of spoken word.

the reason losers like me wake up each morning

Mildly classyer than MySpace.

1. n. An open-source journal site that has spawned a plethora of immitations, all inferior in every meaningful way.

n, a disgustingly addictive website

An online diary service which caters to those who believe they do not get the respect or recognition they feel they deserve in traditional social interaction. Users have the opportunity to showcase "the real them" and gather the affirmation they believe they deserve through the message board attached to each entry.

A contradiction in terms. A journal that really isn't a journal, created in a place that really doesn't exist, written by people that shouldn't be allowed to write, and written about things nobody important (or sane) really cares about.

A stinking dung heap of adolescent attention whores and their respective attention pimps.

A diseased conglomeration of ignorant savages resembling in some twisted way a society.

The Warsaw Ghetto of online communities. Thousands of innocent minds find their way here to waste away into degenerate lumps of fecal matter. Spelling, grammar, or anything remotely resembling intelligence is extinguished before it infects the rest of the rotting hive of parasitic subhumans.

Dreams, aspirations, plans, goals, happiness, optimism, and religion are also prohibited. Only suicide, depression, and bitterness reside therein.

A morbidly fascinating collection of dysfunctional relationships, disappointing underachievers, antisocial xenophobes, and well… total failures.

A place where creativity fountains forth like a glorious plume of Technicolor vomit, drowning originality in a sea of sickness and depravity.

Home for those who have no right to damage the human gene pool with their inability to control their wanton desires. The subject of procreation, or at least half of the process, is so rampantly available here that nearly 90% of all entries are in some way related to it. A male dog in a room full of neutered bitches would have less to say on the subject.

A place were light is swallowed entirely by the overwhelming darkness.

a place for emotionally disturbed teenagers to whine about their fucked up lives and about their broken hearts. these people have no lives but have quick wit and write brilliant thought provokers that tend to be about a page long so the only people that read them are kids just like yourself. but hey, that's one way of making friends. whatever floats your boat. and, hey, i'm one of those kids.

A site where you have a collection of numerous kinds of people. Livejournal gives anybody a free journal, where they may post how they feel, what they are doing, what they have eaten, what music they are listening to, etc. Many people do not realize that people who actually read them are fucked in the head. The question that is must be asked is "Who the Fuck Cares?"

A place for nerds to pretend like they are being social.

See also: LJ.