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Define Loaf Of Bread Meaning

Loaf Of Bread
The stench given off by a burp by a man who has a yeast infection in his mouth from eating out a babe

Zore burped and gave out a loaf of bread because he oral lloydenthed that broad named Destiny without using a condom in Ft. Myers.
By Melodie
Loaf Of Bread
When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)

"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"
By Matilde
Loaf Of Breading
When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.

"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."
By Jeralee
Like A Loaf Of Bread
If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"
By Siouxie
Like A Loaf Of Bread
The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.
By Giana
Loaf Of Bread Head
Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their tall head look like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to LOBH.

For example Ant Mcpartlin has a Loaf of Bread Head. "look at Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a LOBH"
By Meara
Top Loaf Of Bread
Basically a hoe, everyone touches it but no one wants it

Damn bro she's the top loaf of bread
By Betti
Loaf Bread
When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
By Tim
A Few Slices Short Of A Loaf Of Bread
Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
By Ellie
Loaf Of Wonder Bread
when you see a bunch of white people in a line at a store or restuarant.

Dude, look at that Loaf of Wonder Bread over at the mcdonalds counter line!!!!

Ya no shit man!!!!
By Lissy