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Define Log Meaning

Log
1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"
By Aveline
Log
To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.
By Natassia
Log
A large piece of timber.

Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.
By Fay
Log
a standard looking tube-shaped poo.

Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!
By Ailey
Log
state of being a dead weight in the morning after a night of drinking

"What's Amani doing?...it's 3 pm!"

"Being a log."
By Celestyn
Log
the best toy in the history of toys, advertised on the ren and stimpy show. produced by toy company "Blammo!"

It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.. fits great on your back, it's great for a snack, it's LOG LOG LOG! it's LOG, LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD! everyone wants a LOG, you're gonna love your LOG, everyone needs a LOG, LOG, LOG, LOG!
By Lynea
Log
1. A long, formed shit that falls in 1 piece from one's asshole into the toilet. Does not generally consist of compacted poo balls, but rather a uniform, 'pointed at both ends' shit.

2. A dude with a skin rocket hangin between his thighs. Swings back and forth when he walks.

1. Adam: "Dude hurry up we're gonna be late!"

Craig: "Holy f*ck Adam check out this log I just dropped."

Adam: "Damn dude didn't know your asshole could stretch that far."

Craig: "Haha f*ck off man. Your fault... You with that log you got in your pants.

Adam: 8-) "Hell yea..."
By Leeann
Log
a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log

Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log
By Katharina
Log
1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git

1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log
By Sephira
Log
A sports player who, due to being very tall, suffers from uncoordination and struggles to bend down to pick a ball up.

(Ruckman/football player over 200cm fumbles the ball on the ground)
Fan: OMG, what an absolute log!
By Matelda