Friend: Guess what
You: What?
Friend: Ur adopted lol
You:
Ur gay lol
friend: *Gets lung cancer*
Friend: *Fights long and hard*
You: Cmon buddy, you can't give up on me now!
Friend: *In a weak
raspy voice* I-I-I'm sorry, goodbye.
Friend: *dies of death disease*
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: won the battle though *
Troll Face*