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Define Lomax Meaning

Lomax
A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.

Who took the wheel off my chair?! Oh no! I've been Lomaxed!
By Nolie
Lomax
A crazy person who only plays bg.

Look at the 33rd channel
By Jobyna
Lomax
Tea Baggins (NOT j/k mate.)

By Philis
Lomax
to boldly got to 11

he lomaxed that one di 'in he?
By Nerte
Lomaxed
To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)

After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.
By Aubree
Lomax
A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.

A huge shit in both girth and length.

If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:

Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax

Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax

Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax

Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax
By Beverly
Lomax
A big eyed, four foot tall cretin

An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.
By Carol
Lomaxed
The act of being tricked into paying for someone's food or drink because they forgot their wallet.

Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.
By Susana
Lomax
He who is whipped.

Rebecca - Go get my laundry Lomax

Lomax - "Goes to get laundry"

Sode- Whipped like Toby
By Ramonda
Lumbering Lomax
A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
By Benny