When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with
the yeast and cottage cheese
fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a
Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the
thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought
a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.
