"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "
Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets
cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch
long shlong!"