One day, a 45-year old
geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a
knack for singing/
writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.
Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to
Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year
old dude?
Dude 1:
Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.