A guy who claims to have a
blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a
hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of
Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"
Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a
blackhole!"
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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"
Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"