While doing things in
your bedroom that should only be done in the
Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your
Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.
John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick
broke off in Bethany
Bartholomew.
Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt
like a mug.
