The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.
By Willamina
Lubed Up Leftovers
When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.
I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.
By Sibley
Lube Up For Monday
To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
By Belva
Lube Me Up
A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.
A tree fell down on our lawn the other day and when had call a Arborist. A fare and honest man he explained how he is not going to “ Lube me up” like the other companies would.
