1: When you
eat a muffin, and get those crumbs on someone as you're loving them. This might involve
glomping, sloppy kissing, or just spitting the crumbs in their face.
2:
Muffins made of love; or literally.
1: *boyfriend is eating a muffin* *girlfriend gives him a hug* *boyfriend licks girlfriends face (or spits in it), getting
muffin crumbs on it*
2: This can be muffins made for someone you love; or more literally this muffin recipe calls for hearts of the innocent, a cup of estrogen, a tablespoon of mutual attraction, a pinch of testosterone, 1 quart of personality.... add a pound of garlic, fry for 5 minutes with exposed electrical wire (sparks) and garnish with a mixture of used condoms, rose petals, a lock of hair and wedding rings. DELICIOUS
LUVINS.
Happy valentines day
