Define Madden Meaning

Madden
A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.


"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"
By Vally
Madden
1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.
By Fifi
Madden
A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.

I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.
By Adan
Madden
a nice cute guy who plays minecraft and makes people laugh no matter what

By Aili
Madden
a game that fuckin sucks and we all hate but yet we love and keep fuckin running back to. My theory is because the nfl sold the rights to ea so nobody else can make an nfl game, but they know everyone’s going to buy it anyway and they don’t care if it’s good

Monday- “How did he fuckin drop that??? Fuck it I’m never playing this shitt again

Tuesday- “ Hey man you wanna play madden?”
By Oliy
Madden
biggest cunt around.loves getting dirty chicks on the webby (too cool for skype) cause they want his dick bad and tag him in all their slutyy photos. loves to get punched by some cool kid. he's a little bitch though. loves a beverage too.

Madden: "Hi, i'm madden i love big black dick in and around my mouth"

Everyone: "madden is such a vagina"

Some hoe:"oh bbby i jst tagged yu in mah photozzzz cuz imma sexii bitch i want yur dick in me xxoxox"
Madden:"get on the webby slut"
By Amaleta
Madden
1. adj: sloppy, untidy
2. adj: extremely gluttonous or crapulent, as in the nearly constant consumption of barbecued ribs, pizza, fried chicken, gravy, or mayonaise
3. n: a sloppy or gluttonous person

"Shit, I'm getting all madden with these submarine sandwiches"
By Amalia
Madden
When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."
By Staci
Maddenism
Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.

"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
By Julita
Madden
Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.

Madden is so nice

I’m going to ask out madden

Madden looks good today
By Nanette