When you're participating in
nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter
sandwhiches, it's time for a
maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting
stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a
maintenance wank. If you don't
let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."