Majorcan local #1: Dude, those drunken
brits and
germans over there fighting for the best
sunchair
Majorcan local #2: Again? man, this could be such a nice place
Majorcan local #1: yeah...i hate to be an hotel employee.
Majorcan local #2: see I sell this crap souveniers and it gets my children through college...itโs the majorcan dream!