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Define Manicure Meaning

Manicure
getting your nails done.Mani means hands and cure means to make better, so, manicure.

"My nails are all nubby, so my bf gave me $30 to get a fiberglass manicure"
By Marcellina
Manicured
A sexual position where the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.

I got manicured by my boyfriend last night, it was super hot.
By Bobbette
Manicure
A statement for how cool a man is. Similar in usage to the more common term of 'Man you're cool' said quickly

Andrew: ''Manicure''
Jamie: ''Ah thanks man, appreciate the feddback''
By Marigold
Bisexual Manicure
A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.

"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
By Lenore
Minnesota Manicure
After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
By Renelle
Manicured Zinger
1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
By Odella
Guy Manicure
A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.

-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
By Ruthanne
Ghetto Manicure
A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.

I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.
By Vikki
Dick Manicure
Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.

"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."
By April
German Manicure
When youre wiping your ass and and your fingers accidentally swipe across your shit and you end up with brown tips.

After that all you can eat mexican buffet I should wipe my ass with some oven mits so I dont give myself a "german manicure".
By Marjie