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Define Manure Meaning

Manure
A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.
By Daniele
ManUre
Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.

I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.
By Darrelle
Manurity
The degree to which a phrase or statement is "bull ****"

The press release from that politician had a very high manurity.
By Denny
Manurism
A bro freaking out in a highly animated manner about something that ultimately isn't something that warrants freaking out at all about.

He had a manurism when he found peppers in his salad. We now call them rage peppers.
By Angelika
Manure Hole
Slang term for the butthole.

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.
By Winona
Horse Manure
Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!
By Darsie
Manure Occureth
The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".

Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.
By Shaina
Manure Salesman
(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.
By Seana
Manure Scoop
Shitting in a girls pussy and then using your tongue as the “manure scoop ”

Brody was givin his girl the “manure scoop” last night
By Jannel
Force Manure
The legel way of phrasing shit happens.

From the USWU. (United Scat Workers Union)

The force manure clause in the proposed labor agreement is an insult to shit and our shitty brothers everywhere.
By Jessa