Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I
roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and
Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a
Mario Kart?