Define Mario Kart Meaning

Mario Kart
A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.

Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?
By Netti
Mario Kart

dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man
By Verine
Mario Kart
The term used for smoking the bud of the cannabis sativa plant when you don't want anyone around you to know what your talking about.

guy: Dude, tonight we are definitely playing some Mario kart back at my place.

other guy: Awesome dude... Ill go pick up snacks...
By La Verne
Mario Kart
A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.

Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"
By Keelia
Mario Karted
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
By Jolynn
Mario Karted
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
By Orel
Mario Kart
a game that will leave you with one friend less

Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
By Alexandrina
Mario Kart
Mario Kart is a racing game series made by Nintendo, featuring characters from many games starring Mario and his friends. The Mario Kart games are known for their madcap action with unique racing courses and the use of items to sabotage opponents.

Games in the series:
Super Mario Kart (Super Nintendo Entertainment System): The first game in the series revolutionized racing with it unique game play, use of items and two-player mode.
Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64): The sequel to Super Mario Kart, it featured amazing graphics and all new courses, plus being able to play with up to four players.
Mario Kart Super Circuit (Game Boy Advance): Going back to the semi-3D days of Super Mario Kart, this game combines the best of both the first two Mario Kart games with new tracks and classic gameplay. This game even has all of the Super Mario Kart tracks available for play as unlockables.
Mario Kart Double Dash!! (Nintendo Gamecube): One of the more insane games in the series, this one changed things over entirely with each kart being driven by two characters, which could be swapped during a race. This also featured the ability to pick from multiple vehicles as opposed to being limited to racing in tiny Go-Karts.
Mario Kart DS (Nintendo DS): The latest game in the series is one of the first to include free online play via Nintendo WiFi Connection. There were multiple karts for each driver, and the game also includes tracks from the previous Mario Kart games.

Hey, who's up for a game of Mario Kart?
By Karina
Mario Kart
It is a game which will never let you win because it hates you.

Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?
By Meredithe
Mario Kart

Person 1: OMG Season 11 just came out in Fortnite!
Person 2: Hate to rain on your parade, but Mario Kart just came out
By Gustie