Define Mary Magdalene Meaning

woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny

When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.

A sexual act. The MM requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. This necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

A street term referring to MDMA powder. Also known as Mary, Mary Mags, Mary Maggers.

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."

The Shit bag place in Apex,NC that calls them self a middle School. the teachers in the school all suck(except for Mr Groelle, And Mr Callus.) and give you at least 3 quizzes/ Tests a week. they make you wear a gay-ass uniform and give you absolutely NO FREEDOM at all! and are filled with Snobby rich-kid Douche bags who are all spoiled and self centered.

Nickname: ST Mary Fagdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.

A biblical hero who was the first to see Jesus after his resurrection. She is no a saint of the catholic church. Her importance to over a billion Christians is well-documented