Define Massachusetts Meaning

Massachusetts

That is one serious massachusetts.
By Ninon
Massachusetts

Person #1: I'm from Boston
Person #2: Damn you. I'm from St. Louis and we're your bitch
By Ronni
Massachusetts
greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams
By Priscilla
Massachusetts
A state located in New England. Boston is the largest city in Massachusetts, and Worcester is the second biggest.

New Hampshire people tend to hate people from Massachusetts, but they're just jealous because there's more things to do in Massachusetts than there is in New Hampshire.
By Brenn
Massachusetts
A state located in New England that all other states should give thanks to, purely for the fact we started this country. And if any other state says otherwise, it is a widespread idea that these states should be given to the canadans, because everyone knows that canadans don't count.

Thank you Masachusetts for being both senic and beautiful, and harsh and dirty. Especially thank you Southie for breeding some of the best scum of the earth.
By Happy
Massachusetts
A very wonderful state located in the always beautiful new england. Cold snowy winters,warm sunny summers,colorful treed autumns,and flowering springs. Home of the most wonderful Boston Red sox and New England Patriots. Let me add that westfield is the bestfield of mass.

Red sox and pats rule Mass
By Hertha
Massachusetts
the best place in the world. It has more history than probably any other U.S. state. It is also home to the country's most aggressive drivers, the Kennedys, the world's best colleges and universites, many democrats, the New England Patriots, the beloved Boston Red Sox, married gays, and the best people you will ever meet. It costs a fortune to live here, taxes are ridiculous, and everyone you know is either irish or italian, or both, and hating the NY Yankees is part of culture. People who live here experience the best of all four seasons and have easy access to beaches, lakes, rivers, and mountains (for skiing). Its not unusual for residents to use New Hampshire for its tax-free prices and illegal fireworks. ;

person 1: where do you live?
person 2: I live in Massachusetts.
person 1: Lucky. shit i live in friggen Montana
By Roxy
Massachusetts
An unreasonable cold place somewhere up the coast of New England, where people have weird Boston' accents, are obsessed with Baseball and send their children to expensive private schools with bad food.

By Etty
Massachusetts
No,everyone is not gay in the Commonwealth (those are mostly out-of-towners) and no we don't talk "funny" you do. Massachusetts DID NOT lose population in 2000 or 2005. It always gains population, mostly around Boston. It's very crowded. In fact all the people are kind of a pain in the ass. It in fact is one of the most densly populated states in the country. And New Hamster residents all work in Massachusetts and live close to it's border because there are NO JOBS in New Hamster. New Hamster can not provide enough gainful employment for it's own measly 1.4 million (Jesus after all these years of hearing how "everyone" is moving up there,that's it! 1.4 million!) population. Pathetic. And please stop sending your homeless and deinstitutionalized mental patients on buses down to Boston, the Commonwealth has enough of it's own thank you very much. And taxes are not high, 34 out of 50 states. And for a state of it's size and diversity with a huge urban area it's crime rate is low. And negro please, don't get me started on our wicked excellent Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins. And our award winning professional soccer franchise whose name escapes me at the moment but the whole world knows they're on point. Massachusetts is on point. Just travel up the road to New Hamster if you don't believe me.

Dude, I gotta drive to Massachusetts every day because there ain't no work in New Hamster.
By Phylis
Massachusetts
A state located in the northeast section of the country that is entirely populated by assholes, is stricken with horrible weather year round, and has the worst drivers and roads in the entire country; but you still would rather live there than anwywhere else in the world.

Thank god I live in massachusetts and not one of those crappy states.
By Vitia