Define Maths Meaning

Maths
The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .
By Jacki
Maths
The correct form of the Americanism "Math", as a contraction of mathematics (a contraction featuring at least the first and last letter of the two words). The most beautiful thing ever observed by mankind; the physics of bottle caps. I only wish the real universe was as beautiful as the Cartesian plane. People usually claim it has no use because they are too ignorant/stupid to understand it. Uses include everything not involving the study of literature. The ONLY pure science.

I love maths!

I'm sure looking forward to Mr Black's maths class

Zero point nine repeater equals one. That’s some cool maths
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By Josy
Maths
boring!!!!

I hate maths
By Vinny
Maths
Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.

But is still needed to get a good job.

"Ok what's the size of the angle X ?"
"Who gives a fuck."
By Carree
Maths
How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.

Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!
By Daisy
Maths
maths stands for mathematical anti telharsic heptoses septonim. it is basically the language of numbers, with 1 meaning hello, 2 meaning the etc.

all mathematical calculations must exist between absolute 0 and the largest number possible. mathematicians think it is about 100 billion, but some think there may be even larger numbers

maths can be used to solve many every day problems, such as the optimum time to enbark on a conversation, or planning your trajectory to work.
By Susette
Maths
a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.

man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
By Flore
Maths
Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on

"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"
By Orelia
Maths
Pure evil to learn
Very hard
Loads of people are bad at maths

Girl: ahhhh this is to hard
Boy: Tell me about it

So called intelligent person: haahha you don't know maths
By Aurlie
Maths
the most brain-numbingly boring and gay subject ever to grace this planet.

who invented maths, i think they should burn forever in hell
By Marys