Define Maury Meaning

The most brain-damaging show on the planet.

A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.

A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).

It's a pretty enjoyable show.

a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.

the only show other than jerry springer that shows that WHITE women are such hoes skanks and sluts they are the most common people on the maury povich show nd seem to be the most common people who have prostituting daughters

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.

Television show that makes me sad knowing so many kids
have slut moms and unknown daddys :)

1) An American tabloid style talk show which exploits people of low socioeconomic and educational status, who are seeking paternity testing or lie detector testing to prove infidelity.
2) A tv show where you would find the most ignorant and ratchet Americans who weren't ignorant and ratchett enough for Jerry Springer.
3) A show where people go when they are too dumb or lazy to hit up a lab or the family court for a paternity test.
4) A show where women dash backstage like Olympic runners when they hear that the man they accused is not the baby daddy.
5) A show where Maury asks the accused man, "If this is your child, you will step up and take care of it," but the viewer can predict with 100% accuracy that the man won't do shit whether or not he is the father.

A Maurie is a sexy know it all but, as you get to know her you will realize she is actually really nice and kind, she’s still really fucking hot though, when you see her she’ll make you smile for way more than one reason.