Stands for
Mormon Assault Vehicle.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer,
Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*,
Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
Damnit, the fucking taco bell
drive thru is full of
MAV's, i cant get any damn lunch!
"I Drive a MAV, because what ever I hit, I win!"
This fucking MAV almost
side swiped me today coming out of Target!