an
unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a
bragging statement.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/
coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve
the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met
Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
