Guy 1# : I know why
I'm fat, man.
Guy 2# : Oh yea, why?
Guy 1# : Because of that shitty McDonalds.
Guy 2# : Actually, you're fat because you have no self control, nor common sense. Did you really think that eating two
Big Mac's each day for five years wouldn't affect
your weight? They're greasy and salty. Have some common sense, you fat whiny asshole.