Define Meeker Meaning

a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma

Meeker means nothing, nothing at all

A lonley young lad who enjoys masturbating profusely with the aid of soap, esp. zest. This lad has tiny balls and loves cock. First name is usually "Sean".

This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect

Extraordinary strategic triumph or a complex idea where credit for the idea is shared with others in a humble way. Doing something great and not making a giant issue out of it.

A blow-job that's particularly messy or painful, because the ho that's doing it doesn't know what she's doing.

Fake ass ghetto wannabes that always be picking fights. Always taking shit and act like they’re shit when they all soft cocks

Also a 'meek'. A timid and shy type of girl who you can immediately identify within 5 seconds of conversation or on a superficial glance. Usually a very nice person with nothing extraordinary about them, total friendship material. Will warm up to you a lot if you talk to her instead of her more attractive friends, makes for very secure pull investments with enough time. If multiple slays in a night start with the meek of the group, never go from her friend to the meek always the other way around

A meeker is a cow lick...a bit of hair that sticks up after combing.
A good meeker can be used to tune in radio or television signals.
Meeker Meeker Meeker is also the sound that crosswalk signals use.
It's all in reference to that spike of hair.