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Define Menopause Meaning

Menopause
The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
By Vilhelmina
Menopause
A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.
By Blanche
Menopause
Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!
By Lorene
Menopause
just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"
By Angie
Menopause
When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)
By Libbi
Menopause
when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???
By Franciska
Menopause
when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause
By Modesty
Menopausal
The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop

uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.
By Serene
Menopause
Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause
By Odette
Menopause
A process undergone by women in their late 40s to early 50s, involving the cessation of production of estrogen, and the brain chemicals responsible for empathy. Women undergoing menopause will develop an insatiable thirst for wine, but by this need quickly disappears as the process is completed, leaving only a single desire- to speak to the manager.

Menopause is the leading cause for wine mums.
By Julita