Define Mens Meaning

Mens
- The word "man" in Russian-English slang.

U mens))) plix help mi))) (when a russian begging for help)

The proper English way is: "Man, please help me!"
By Sharlene
Mens
A word used by non-english people on a game to reference an individual. Used in place of man, people, guy, etc.

Mens, why must we bun mens? Mens, GMs are teh itens mens itens plix?
By Karlotte
Mens
Noun. Men's toilet. Usually public but sometimes also used to refer to a home toilet used by men. Origin probably "Gentlemen's toilet", abbreviated to "Men's toilet", further shortened to "Men's" or "Gents". After years of inaccurate sign writing on public toilets (internationally) the toilet can now be referred to as the "mens". Sometimes spotted as misspelt by learned old people who have not realised that words evolve. Note that the "Woman's toilet" can also be referred to as the "ladies" but not currently the "womans" (similar origin).

"Please stop the car, I need to visit the mens"
"Can I use your mens?"
"That was a dodgy curry, is there a mens I may use?"
By Gabbie
Mens

hopefully i can get rid of my headache too, its because of the mens, its called mens in swedish
By Elle
Men-Men
The god of all gods for a group of people who have given up on real religion

Men-Men will always be OUR god
By Maggee
Men
Apparently, the better sex.
It's 2009, we really don't need to think we're all so great.
On behalf of all the idiots that call themseves men on this site, ladies, belive me, we are not all like that. Some of us are actually not sexist testosterone filled nut jobs.
If you ever get married, try and avoid those types.

Douche-Men are better than women woooooo!
Normal man- No we're not. We're good at differant things, geez you'd think we were living in the fifties.
By Riane
Men
has to be macho all the time. dont want to look "gay", even though its proven that more men have sexual thoughts about other men then women have about other women. A lot are very homophobic because they can't let anyone know they are gay or bi.
So girls ask your man if he would have sex with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour... hes gay.

"Are you gay jon?"

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! i would never do that!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! thats gross!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!!!!! dont ever ask me that again!"
By Pauly
Men
1. Purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily man talk, as well as throw epic manly hissy-fits when they FAIL. (Which is pretty much all the time.)
They secretly wish they had their own pair of boobies.

only men r on teh internuts lol!!!11one!11eleventyone!oneone1
By Mariette
Men
The reason for many of girl's problems. Mostly because they think they want anything more than to enter their magical vaginia.

Crying Girl: Why are you so insensitive?!?!??!
Guy: Halo and beer godamnit!
Crying Girl: What?!?!?!
Guy: You'll never understand.....
Crying Girl: (Men......)
By Edith
Men
Men can be the most wonderful thing ever for a woman to meet , or they can be selfish pigs who want women to do everything for their lazy asses. All men are different , so you would have to get to know a man before you judge him , but women can be just as bad by judging him to soon and not loving a man , just wanting to suck him dry of his money. Some woman will respect a man and not care about the money , just how much they love their man. In return a REAL man should give respect back and love her , help her with the house work , and honestly think they are equals. Men should not have to respect women who are bitches to them and steal their money and so on , so if any man out their is being treated badly by a woman and getting no respect from their equal , and you ARE respecting her , then dump the bitch and go find yourself a REAL woman , and leave sterotypical woman behind.

I know for a fact men and women are exactly the same , even though they look different , deep-down their all equals , because some women are either nice or mean and thats the same for men.

if your a man and you think your better than all woman , just because your a man ... THEN FUCK YOU! AND IM TALKING TO THE WOMEN AS WELL IN THIS KIND OF MATTER!

and unfortunately , woman have to suffer with periods and have mood swings they cant control sometimes , and REAL men will know she cant help it , will not judge and try to not get in the way of the mean machine of the month!
It affects men to , so sorry for the men who have to grin and bear it every once a month , but im sure it will help if you think about how the women is feeling just as bad as you ( pain-wise ).

Without men , the human race could survive.

Without women , the human race could not survive.
both men and women are responsible for being parents and should not leave the baby alone with the other parent , they should work together as a team. Sadly a lot of men still try to be better than woman and don't realize the equality. The olden days , when men ruled , women were useless because no-one taught them to do anything except raise kids and now look at today , how society has become better! I hope im alive to see men and women treated the same and the mojority of them dont act like complete pricks. With the women today , and how they are comparing to many years ago , i beleive that day will come some day.

the point of this is really...

Men ... can't live with them , can't live without them.

Woman ... can't live with them , can't live without them.

I hope this writing makes you realise the true solution , even though the solution to the problem with men and women will probably solved on its on , in time...

Thank You For Reading :D :)

YOUR BOTH THE SAME , EXCEPT IT!! I HOPE ALL THE SEXIST WOMEN AND MEN WILL DO THAT!!!!
By Joceline