Define Merchandise Meaning

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

Doing basically nothing.

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

To have sexual intercourse.

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.