a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely
mountain man had sex with a salmon, the
salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam!
the mermaid was born.
Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains.
Salmon: glubglubglubglub..
Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes.
pretty pretty salmon..
shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a
bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..