A fictional college that you say are
enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The
drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the
totem pole.
Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made
honor roll at Mess U.
Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made
dean's list and going for my
Ph.D next week.