1. Extremely small, usually
flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in
the IT field.
Oooh girl,
you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no
changin' it.
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my
TPS report?