I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!
Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?
Me: Eh... prolly some left over
mac 'n' cheese
Friend: But you
cant cook it again, its already made!
*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*
Both of Us:
Oooooo.... magic.