Define Middle Man Meaning

Middle-man
(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.
By Yovonnda
Middle Man
Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.

Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?

Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.
By Roch
Middle-manned
When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.

"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."
By Joyce
Middle Man
An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.

Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!
By Linn
Middle Man
Another term for referring to a male as gay. Derived from 3 guys sitting on the same side of a booth and a drunk gay guy calling out the middle one as gay.

Ryan is the original and definitely the best middle man.
By Luce
Sex Middle Man
an adult who buys rubbers and contraceptives for minors ususlly for a fee.

By Vinni
Cut The Middle Man

Give me my Big Mac, I'm going to go cut the middle man.
By Elysee
Middle Aged Man
a person with no life, a shitty job, and is a drunk

That gut looks like a middle aged man.
By Adina
Manning Middle School
Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.

Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard itโ€™s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!
By Isadora
Silver Haired Middle Aged White Man
A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
By Rose