a place where you can not only find drugs and STDs, but a place where there are no real gangsters,
fat chicks blocking the hallways, and the bathrooms always
smell like smoke from the hard-asses when they really need a
bog.
Student1: Hey,
new kid, what school did you come from?
NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.
Student1: Haha! what a
doof!