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Define Midget Meaning

Midget
The most evil being on planet earth. They spend their days hunting mankind and eating our souls. They hide in vending machine, around dark corners, under bridges, and Nationals stadium. The natural born enemy of the pint sized menace is the Ginger, as they have no soul to eat.

Fighting midgets is the highest calling any Ginger can answer.
By Clary
Midget
Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me
By Neilla
Midget
A special human created by God so that pedophiles would have something legal to play with.

"Wanna cookie, little midget?"
By Zitella
Midget
mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?
By Henrietta
Midget
1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (

This is what I think the height categories are (men):
5'1" or under Midget
5'2"-5'3" Very Short
5'4"-5'5" Short
5'6"-5'7" On the short side
5'8"-5'9" Not that tall
5'10"-5'11" On the tall side
6'-6'2" Tall
6'3"-6'4" Very Tall
6'5"+ Giant
By Aryn
Midget
a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget
By Collette
Midget
a small person used for kicking around and also used for betting with.

1. Umm, Billy, I lost your kickball. Oh, its ok, i got some midgets in the shed.
2. I raise you 3 midgets and 50 cents.
By Sabra
Midget
God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.
By Rhody
Midget
Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me
By Doloritas
Midget
often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women
By Zora