Define Midland Meaning

Someone from the Midlands in the UK, due to their geographical location in England is neither a Northern Monkey, or a Southern Fairy. A strong divide is fiercely argued between Northerners and Southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak English without strong and annoying accents and the Midlands is where the normal people live.

A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.

By far the best part of England.

One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.

A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.

A town in the middle of no where Texas, were everyone is too involved in sports. That has horrible shopping but great mexican food.

Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.

P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work

The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.

When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.