Define Midwestern Meaning

Midwestern
considered a different breed on the west coast. the good: they're nice outgoing people with morals. the bad: they'r nice outgoing people with morals.

rob is quirky and yippyskippy because he is midwestern.
By Gabie
Midwesterners
People from the midwest. Incorrectly stereotyped as:
Racist
Hicks
Conservative (in actuality, the midwest is very balanced between liberal and conservative)
Stupid (Some of the best public education in the nation is in the midwest)

Correctly stereotyped as:
Friendly
Trusting
Honest
Hard-working

These people are some of the nicest you'll find anywhere. They aren't as interested in materialism and greed as others in America. Very good work ethic.

East Coaster: You midwesterners are stupid hicks, fuck-bag.
Midwesterner: I'm sorry you think that. Would you like to come in for some dinner?
East Coaster: I feel really guilty for being so mean and making such horrible generalizations about such a nice person.
By Rosemaria
Midwesterner
Midwesterners:
- enjoy tacky (charming) items
- are always prepared for cold weather
- listen to A Prairie Home Companion
- are too nice
- Say bag like 'beg'
- Wear flannels
- cross-country ski

Midwesterners find mugs with kittens on them charming instead of tacky.
By Kriste
Midwesterners
People in the "heartland" area of America who are known for their cultural isolation and close-mindedness. Though they are a hard-working and sharp-minded folk, they have the tendency to look down upon you and derive pleasure from making you feel inadequate and stupid when you have essentially done nothing wrong, but rather merely spoken or acted in a way that is outside their limited, and to an extent ignorant, cultural understanding of the world. Confident and arrogant in their efficient way of life, they shudder when confronted with considerable or subversive cultural elements from outside their known world, and often reject them for the threat they pose to their identity and sense of empowerment.

Have you ever been to Chicago and spoken to Midwesterners? A lot of them are more shockingly ignorant than they may ever realize.
By Ardith
Midwestern Tuxedo
Khakis, shirt, and tie, but no jacket. It's what guys from the Midwest think is "dressing up," but fail to realize they look like Mormons.

Dude, Austin's going with the Midwestern Tuxedo tonight. Classic Austin.
By Adele
Midwestern Special
The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.

Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?

Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
By Dorella
Midwestern Soft
Someone from the Midwest that moved out for greener pastures

Beth is from Ohio but moved to California because she like the weather more and culture and she is gay. Some would say midwestern soft.
By Carlie
Midwestern Healthy
A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that
By Inge
Midwesterner Loop
Used to describe the back and forth indecisiveness of a group. Often the result midwestern decision makers.

Q: Where should we go to eat? A: I am fine with whatever. A: I am flexible A: I really could eat anything right now. A: Who hasn't picked a place lately, it is their turn to decide. A: Oh come on people, we are falling into a midwesterner loop.
By Claudia
Midwestern Standoff
A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.

Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
By Nana