Define Mileage Meaning

Mileage
The term to describe wear and tear on women who have either had alot of sex, or the amount of kids she gave birth to.

Devin was dating Katie. However, due to the mileage that she had on her with 6 kids, and a well known hoodrat she was, he decided to break it off with her completely.
By Berthe
Mileage
somewhere very, very far away

the ghetto is mileage from here
By Madalena
Mileage

Whats de mileage?
By Constantine
Mileage
a long distance that needs to be traveled

"is it much further away?"
"yeah amn its fuckin milage!!"
By Wandie
Mileage
The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.

Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
By Vally
Mileaged
roasting someone so hard they squirt like a goose.

"Steve go sit on that table, you bellend"
"oh shit, he just got mileaged"
By Bill
Dick Mileage
The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
By Rora
Cock Mileage
The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
By Wandie
Mileage Whore
Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.

She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.
By Amargo
Pussy Mileage
noun.

the relative mileage on a woman's vagina as calculated by multiplying the average length of a males genetial times the number of thrusts the womans vagina has received over its life time...i.e. the sluttier the girl the higher the pussy mileage

Paris Hilton has a high pussy mileage
By Olva