Define Misfortune Meaning

Misfortune
bad luck or an unlucky condition or event

Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet
By Jamie
Misfortunation
Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.
By Sabra
Misfortune
Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless

He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.
By Iolande
Misfortunate

"I broke my clavicle playing hockey"

"Misfortunate!"
By Tobi
Misfortune Cookie
Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
By Fanechka
Musical Misfortune
When you have a song stuck in your head for at least 10 minutes, and right before you get the chance to listen to the song, it finally becomes un-stuck.

john is very annoyed by the 80s song "take on me" that is stuck in his head, so he rushes home, runs up the stairs, opens his laptop, only to realize the song is not stuck in his head anymore.

musical misfortune
By Sher
Wheel Of Misfortune
Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
By Inessa
Misfortunes Never Come Singly
this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.

A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.
By Babs
Misfortune Porn
porn of the character misfortune. lol

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
By Rivkah
Arabic Misfortune
When 2 black guys get together and rip your ballsack apart

Oh hey John, do you happen to be a victim of arabic misfortune?
By Theresina