Define Mite Meaning

British cognate for "mate"

Typically a playful, derogatory term to indicate insignificance on the part of the target.

Derived from the term for minute parasitic arachnids that infest plants and animals and sometimes spread disease.

Masterbating with your clothes on.

For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.

For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

A Mite is a Small stick figure like enemy in Super Smash Bros. brawl. They punch, dropkick, punch, and best of all dance. Mite can also be used as an insult, making fun of someone would prove most effective.

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Meth Mites are common parasites that affect users of methanphetamine. Symptoms of meth mites cause severe skin irritation depending on how many hours the meth user has been awake. Signs of infection are easily spotted. Infected person will be itching and picking uncontrollably. Unsightly rashes and sores will develop on the infected person. Stopping meth use is the only cure.

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

A phrase, usually used for irony, to depict something small.