Day 1
Me: Oi! Bob you silly sheep shagger what are you doing?
Bob: Hey I'm not Welsh I am English!
Day 3
Me: Yo, you silly Brimstone
tooth prick whats up?
Bob: I'm not English man I am American!
Day 7
Me: Jesus Christ what now!
Bob: Guess what I'm going home today!
Me: Where to?
Bob: Wales.
Me: You Silly Mixed Blood.