Define Mmorpg Meaning

Mmorpg
An Einstein-relativity device that warps the space-time continuum to such an extent that the user does not perceive the passage of time. To the user, or "player," only hunger, ass-cramps, or bladder pressure will provide clues as to the "tempus fugit."

"Ding! I am the bomb on this mmorpg. Word Y'All! Fuck-a-duck man, it's 7 a.m.! Not cool. Not cool. That mmorpg just made me miss my midterm."
By Violante
Mmorpg
An Massivly Multiplayer Online Role Paying Game, where a bunch of computer geeks and little picked on kids can fight for sweet powers and beat the other online role players or chat about stuff like how 1337 you are and whoop your High School Bully back to "n00b land"

That guy is level 60! - 1337god247
OMG r U SERIOUS!? - fighter68
Yeah, hes got that one spell "ChopUinHalf" - 1337god247
Holy Poo! I can't wait to be just like him! - fight68
By Hermia
Mmorpg
massive multiplayer online roll playing game

yeah, runescape's the best mmorpg, everyone plays it!

Everquest is a higher ranking mmorpg than WOW
By Cacilia
Mmorpg
Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.

Exactly what the name suggests. An internet computer game, typically in a cliched fantasy setting. Enjoyed by funny-smelling teenagers and grown men who should know better, as it gives them an opportunity to look at cleavage for as long as they like without scaring normal flesh-and-blood humans. Also popular with those too weak-minded, lazy or cowardly to put any effort into their real lives, who instead get their kicks running around the game world pretending to be an elf in a futile quest for prestige and self-respect.

Distorts social skills and personal hygiene. Basically, practice for purgatory.

MMORPG player 1: "Dude i got an iron bikini for my half-elven unicorn tamer. id rather look at that than leave the square foot of space in front of my monitor and breathe something other than my own stench"

MMORPG player 2: "u r teh lolzorz!!!!!!!11111111111!!!"
By Helsa
MMORPG
An acronym for "Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game". Players play the video game competing against and cooperating with other players connected to an online network. Most require players to purchase the software and pay a subscription fee to participate.

Some eaxamples are EverQuest, World of Warcraft, Ultima Online, Star Wars Galaxies among others. These games have spawned a sub-culture of gamers with many of their own words and phrases unique to the experience.

1. MMORPG's rule, but I haven't had a date since I started playing. :(
2. I'm a l337 lvl 60 in WoW. I pwn!
By Constancy
MMORPG
A treadmill that makes you fatter.

Everquest, Ultima Online, Asheron's Call, Star Wars Galaxies, World of Warcraft(soon!!)
By Vanessa
MMORPG
A Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.

An online game that is very similar to windows 95 with ICQ and a fantasy background.

Double-click everywhere to kill an endless stream of monsters in a fantasy world and gain new powers. Do this for hours on end while chatting with someone named "Drizzt23" or "MikethePike" about where in Korea or France or Alabama you live and what was on TV last night.

Contrary to the name, these games do not feature role-playing, so don't worry. Perfect for people who are too slow for Counter-Strike, and with no friends or imagination for role-playing.

A: "Caleb played 34 hours of Lineage 2 this weekend!"
B: "Wow, how many levels did he gain?"
A: "That was amazing, he gained 4 levels!! Unfortunately, he got a cramp in his mouse-finger and had to quit."
B: "Awesome, he's a true role-player!"
By Reeta
MMORPG
A system where you spend a good portion of your time at a computer, perform repetitive tasks to be promoted a level, fight with fellow players, and occasionally deal with boss creatures. Its just like work, only difference is you pay a monthly fee instead of BEING PAID a monthly fee.

Dan: Dude, I spent all of last week goldfarming on 'GalacticMedievalQuest' and I'm now a Level 34 Space-Elf Druid.

Bill: Thats nothing. I spent most of last week playing office politics & delegating responsibility at Initech Corp and I'm now promoted to Middle Manager. Plus they're paying me $10,000/mo.

Dan: FuXX0r! What new MMORPG is that?!
By Sarine
MMORPG
Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. The rather long acronym for the most popular types of games in the world. The key features that separate these from other games are:
1) monthly payments
2) constantly changing game
3) seasonal events
4) the ability to talk to, trade with, fight and team up with other players
5) non-linear gameplay
6) an illogical stereotype about people getting addicted to them, being fat and unhealthy.

Although it is true that they are slightly to fairly addictive in some cases, due to the natural human urge to better yourself, it is only a minority of people that this actually affects, and they have to be weak minded enough to convince themselves that games are more important than social lives. However, contrary to popular opinion, in moderation, they are much better than watching TV as most critics of them tend to do in their spare time as they improve reaction times, memory, reasoning and tactical thinking.

Bob: "You're such a nerd for playing an MMORPG Phil. You should really quit".

Phil: "Quit? And sit there watching American Idol and shouting at the TV? No thanks".
By Dita
MMORPG
Mindless Meaningless Overrated Repetitive Pointless Game.

A game you play for no reason other than the fact that you are addicted or you're just trying it out. You play it and play it as your mind goes into a passive state as you click away and bash on your macros. The only "real" point of the game is to level up and strengthen your character as much as possible, and when you finally get it to the maximum level, hopefully you realize that you have just wasted several months or quite possibly even years of your life. It never gives you a sense of accomplishment because anyone can do it, you need no skill, no self-discipline, just a large amount of time on your hands and a couple Mountain Dews to pull some all-nighters. For some real gaming, play a console or PC game, which develops reaction time, perseverance, and maybe even a little hand-eye coordination. Even when MMORPGs get updates, it doesn't matter because the main point of the game is still just to kill more stuff and become more powerful so you can kill stronger stuff and become more powerful so you can kill even stronger stuff and become more powerful and so on. Maybe it's fun to play with friends because you can joke around as you play. They're fun at first with all the cool, big worlds and fun, flashy attacks, but after that, it's just the power-up/kill stuff cycle. So please, do yourself a favor and at least realize what you're doing as you click away while in that raid. MMORPGs become more than just a hobby when you really get into them. They start consuming many aspects of your life. Get a healthy hobby like console games, or a PC game that requires skill like Counter-Strike or Starcraft. They have more of a point to them, like getting a however high score or something. Also, you can keep balance in your life with a console, it will work around your schedule instead of you having to work around its. You can still go outside and hang with friends and stuff while still playing video games. Consoles won't consume your life (well maybe just for short periods if you find really good games). It will be hard to quit at first because your mind will still be addicted to that MMORPG, but you'll soon realize how much better off you are.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a Wii.

Person 2: That's cool, I got World of Warcraft, it looks like such an awesome MMORPG!

(Six months later)

Person 1: Hey man how's it goi- Whoa! Dude, what happened to your skin? You look like a freaking vampire!

Person 2: Yeah, well I've been inside for the past 6 months staring at my computer screen. My character is getting really strong.

1: That looks unhealthy, man you should stop.

2: Never!
By Loralee