Define Modem Meaning

Modem

I bought a new modem
By Delphinia
Modem
A primitive and shitty device for accessing the Internet over a dialup (dialsuck) connection. If you're still using this, get a clue and upgrade to broadband.

I used to use a 28.8 kbps modem to access the Inernet. Now I use cable because I'm 1337.
By Thelma
Modem
another, some more.

Andre exclaimed, "Bring some modem hoes wit you to the bed."
By Maude
Modem
Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.
By Ricky
Modem
"Modern" written with the r and n touching.

By Tessy
Modem

"This modem is mostly dust."
By Nerita
Modem
male reproductive organs.

ooh i bet that modem of yours has a lot of RAM...
By Stevana
Modem
The way computers still connect to the internet. Modems are not outdated, and they are not for dial-up. High speed connections such as broadband, DSL, and cable use modems. Even Wi-Fi adapters are modems! They are in no way obsolete.

I just got a new cable modem yesterday.
By Zondra
Modem
A Word Billy Roberts aka Bishy Knows Nothing About

Billy: Sir, What Is A Modem?
Teacher: PMSL
Students: You Are A Dumb Fuck Billy
By Kristan
Modem Pussy
A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."
By Gusti