Define Moisture Meaning

Moisture
to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.
By Jaquelyn
Moisturous
Pertaining to the state of being moist or damp, such as a towel or cloth that has been dipped in a pool of liquid.

To my great discontent, the cup had left a moisturous residue of epic proportions on the antique wooden desk.
By Zoe
Moisturizer
A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."
By Jacki
The Moisture
Equivilant to "being thirsty" or "thirsty in general"

This boy stay hittin me up tryna fuck, the moisture smh
By Carolina
Moisturizer
n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
By Drucill
Moistureful

This humidity has made these crackers so moistureful.
By Breanne
Moisturizing
The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.
By Lilias
Moisturize
When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"
By Laura
Moisture
MOOOOOOOOIST

Moistured dad
Wet grandad
Soaked uncle
Saturated aunt
Soggy mum
Juice covered cousin
By Missy
Moisturize
After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....

Dude...i moisturized that bitch...
By Tootsie